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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Doesn't look to bad tbh. Not restaurant food, but a good midweek lunch.

Am I insane?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Nah, only thing I'd change is the bread.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Those peppers look raw, onions a bit too, but otherwise an alright sandwich to me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

The onion looks like it started to caramelize, maybe more salt on it to let it sweat before cooking. And the pepper has a lil bit of char on it. Good effort, 6/10.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Honestly I think if you tossed this whole thing in a frying pan and cooked it up like grilled cheese it would improve by several orders of magnitude.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

cheese, steak.

I don't see what's missing /s

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

It's missing the philly.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Where is the hoagie??? It's a food crime but its your food so you get a pardon.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think you might be shot if you attempted to serve this in Philly

[–] kboy101222 8 points 3 months ago

And you'd honestly deserve it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How was it?
I would have toasted the bread a little bit. It looks good though!

[–] unconsciousvoidling 2 points 3 months ago

Yea change that bread up and it’s no longer half bad looking.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Steak is way too thick and chewy. Either overcooked and / or used the wrong cut.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I will fight you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Something is seriously wrong with that steak, was it frozen when you started cooking it? Did you just chuck it in the pan and then turn on the heat? Is it microwaves? I would say it's over cooked based on the inside but then there should be some caramelisation on the outside.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I think you nailed it, this sandwich has to have been completely microwaved from scratch

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Have you never boiled your steak? It's delicious, and you get free steak water.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I .. am sceptical .. and don't want to risk good meat in finding out

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Free steak water does sound good though

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

stock cubes or bovril are probably easier ways to get meat water

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

This is free steak water tho

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It could've been cooked before being cut.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

It was cooked too long if that's the case, also how many of these abominations is this person making, also what maniac doesn't sear a steak after slicing it off a slow cooked fillet?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

The reverse of Americans posing full English breakfasts

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

This is obviously a jedi mind trick

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Did AI make this?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Is that actual filly cheese and filly steak?