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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 year ago (5 children)

One of my kids calls water fountains water mountains.. I assume from just mishearing the word. The first time he said it I went to correct him and then I'm like it does look like a water mountain so fuck it we'll go with that. Now the whole family only refers to them us water mountains.

And oddly there is another misheard word another of my kids used that we've all adopted, this kid said his tshirt was skin side out instead of inside out. Again I went to correct him and thought no he is right too, so now clothes are skin side out or skin side in.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I also have a few of these. My favourite daughter when she was a toddler she used to call road trains "Big DIE!".

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My favourite daughter

Busted

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Oops, I really messed up that sentence. Well, she is my favourite anyway 😁

[–] BananaPeal 15 points 1 year ago

My family has one of those. Our oldest would say hanitizer instead of hand sanitizer. We started correcting him but eventually realized that it's more efficient and everyone knows what he's talking about. I actually use it outside the family too. No issues, only chuckles when I explain the story.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Hah, skin side out is good !!

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Probably the thing I miss most about reddit is being able to easily find and laugh at these kinds of exchanges.

Too much sanity on lemmy... I miss the conspiracy subs.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

Go to most of the political subs on lemmy and you'll find plenty of brain dead takes

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The [email protected] community has some unironic (I think) posts in there if you scroll a few posts down.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

No you don't. Trust me. The crazies here brigade others, peddle lies and push genocide apologia.

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago

They're talking about the horizon.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (7 children)

have you people never seen an ocean? when you see ships go far enough out you see them disappear behind the curvature of the earth, you'll see masts of sailboats sticking up and the like.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Not just the ocean. There are lakes large enough of this effect to happen.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When a ship gets far away and you only see the top half, it's behind a flat Earth water mountain.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

What's he not getting?

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago

These people are so dumb, they aren’t “water mountains”, they are Lands with the subtypes Island and Mountain, meaning they can tap for blue or red mana.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just run to the edge then.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They'd just hit the ice wall, idiot. And if they made it through that they would hit the ocean of the second flat world beyond our own. If they got through that they would hit either the scorched wastes, the frozen wastes, the abyssal ocean, or the walls of asgard..
Seriously, do you even do your own research?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd play the hell out of this videogame.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

You mean if he ever gets past security.

America doesn't have the resources to watch effectively the border with Mexico, but they can guard the full earth "circumference"... AAAAND keep everyone quiet about it.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

the existence of water mountains implies the existence of forest, fire, shadow and spirit mountains

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

aren't the four elements water, fire, earth and air?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Actually they are mountain, island, forest, plains, and swamp

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHIP DISAPPEAR ?

WATER MOUNTAINS

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think it's their counter-argument to:

"If earth is really flat, why do ships disappear behind the oceans horizon?"

"Water mountains"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Earth curvature

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Ok i'm convinced

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Water mountains sound so fun that I'll choose to believe in them. Also ball eath but in combination with water mountains

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We do have water volcanoes at least. Someone just named them geysers. Tho I'm fairly sure that vulcanic activity disproves flat earth.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

This is an image of power towers gradually getting shorter and shorter because they have to squeeze into the water tunnel that runs through the water mountain.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

thanks, that's my band name now

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bro, shut up, you're making us look like a bunch of round earthers.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

The Turtle Moves!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

every day I feel ashamed about the fact that I have to live on the same planet (sorry, I mean pancake) with these people

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