Sorry, but soap can be dirty. And I wouldn't clean myself with a dirty bar of soap.
this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2024
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You're going to be opening a lot of fresh soap if you work on anything mechanical.
Yeah seriously! Even if it has no dirt on it it can still be covered with curly hairs which is rather nasty!
Never said soap couldn't clean itself.
Wet soap is one of the slipperiest things on earth yet hair sticks to it like a magnet! I’d love to know the physics explanation behind that!
Surface tension
Specifically covalent bonds from hydrogen
She clearly never used a soap bar.
Gets*
Holy shit, those nipples though?
I think it's the stitching of the jacket. There's another couple layers of material under the uniform jacket and I'm not so sure that Rebeccas nips are made of tritanium
When she's alone in an elevator with Spock they are
It brings to mind the timeless quote by Chris Griffin from Family Guy S03E18:
BOOBIES!
Spock: “I am expressing multiple mental disorders. To which are you referring?”
You learn to rinse your hands before the soap.
And rinse the soap before/along with your hands.
Get’s
Spock exemplifies my feelings on most riddles.