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Fight on French train involving axe and samurai sword leaves 4 students wounded, including one victim with hand cut off (www.cbsnews.com)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

One of the victims - all aged 16 or 17 - had a hand cut off and another had their skull split open.

All the wounded people were brought to hospital and none were in danger for their life, the source added.

That seems very lucky. Damn.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It was a minor skull split

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I guess they are not joking when they say that the human body can be surprisingly resilient

[–] borth 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dang. Idk, until full recovery, I wouldn't classify a "skull split open" to be "not in danger for their life" 💀

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

It’s just a lil seepage, I’m sure the teen’ll be just fine. Everyone has at least a few brain cells leak out & drip down their ear… in some cultures it’s considered a right of passage!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I don't get what happened. Had one guy am the weapons with him or did they travel with him and everybody was prepared for a war? The article doesn't really clear things up.

[–] Assman 33 points 3 months ago

Early reports indicate everybody was kung fu fighting

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You never seen an anime before?