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Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Is my favorite season ๐ŸŽƒ

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[โ€“] LopensLeftArm 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Stormlight Archive reference

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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Random name generator in an mmo.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

High school theater tech friends made imaginary group extremely inspired by X-Men.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Lemmy user needed refuge from other forum

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Indonesian national food name

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Hungryphrog was sitting on hungryphrog's chair. Hungryphrog decided to make Lemmy account before breakfast. Hungryphrog was hungry and likes frogs, so hungryphrog named Lemmy account "hungry" and "frog" spelled in funny way.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Movie title and quality of two cultures

[โ€“] dnkroz 2 points 2 years ago

God mode...

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Rhymes are the ultimate form of comedy and dick jokes are funny no matter a person's age.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Give taco plz

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Name is name. Bad idea. Good name. Easy choice.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

itsmistermon is a fan of Jamiroquai, likes Mr Moon song, adopts it as nickname.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

BeepStreet is fan of Squarepusher, likes Beep Street song. BeepStreet will listen to Mr Moon. itsmistermoon will listen to Beep Street?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Was watching youtube video called idiots of garry's mod. Gman silently sit on bench and camera zoom in. Gman suddenly shout "pickle surprise!" and flail around. Young pickelsurprise think was funny. Spell pickle wrong on purpose because stupid. No change username for like 16 years.

Later find out meme is from other older weird video, but saw here first.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Fainting when free is specialty of faintwhenfree.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Star Trek fun. Futurama fun. Together much fun. Three L's best joke.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Pretty blue colour.

Military history.

German.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Kde plasma archlinux

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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Had Dysentery.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Drunk night forgetting that it's called car puppy.

[โ€“] zeusbottom 2 points 2 years ago

High school nickname.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Real initials were already taken so Hotmail suggested ending with "2". Unfortunately, "rvq2" looked difficult to secure everywhere (and pretty ugly) so "r2vq" was born and used everywhere.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Look and see

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Am real. Or am?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Name Fraser. Like Song Ice and Fire. Ser Fraser.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Me passionate about life!

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Apolinario Mabini great. Apolinario Mabini freedom thinker man. Very lemmy. Apolinario Mabini underrated. Goldfish brain connected Mabini and bussy. New name created.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Crimson writing utensils with political double entrendre potential were seen on wooden furniture.

[โ€“] sweetviolentblush 2 points 2 years ago

use random word generator, smash words together, make username

[โ€“] sloppy_diffuser 2 points 2 years ago

Random Word Generator

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] Serval 2 points 2 years ago

Cat is good animal. Serval is big cat. Serval is good big animal.
Serval is good username too.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Take wool, don't pay.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Astrology + irony

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Guybrush was already taken.

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