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[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s a sign of an advanced civilization when they reserve such short words for only the most apropos definitions.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's a form of compression. Shortest words are used most often, or in an emergency.

Such as 0118, 999, 881, 999, 119, 725...3

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

192 used to be directory services but they changed it to 118, and then a bunch of copy cats used 118 as a prefix for all kinds of unofficial stuff. Plus 999 and 112 in the UK are still very iffy depending on where you are.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

When I was a kid, I used to dial 911 all the time. Because all you'd get was a recording.

"The 9 1 1 emergency number is not in effect in the area where you are. If this is an actual emergency please hang up and dial your local emergency responder."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I love how they are not even considering redirecting to the correct number. Nope, you've got to learn the culture or die.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I believe a bunch of countries do reroute 911 to the correct code if it's dialed today.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Well, I don't think they had the technology to do that back then. We had a party line at the time. And a phone with a rotary dial. I'm kinda old.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Lovely castle, smells of elderberries.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

My mother smelled of elderberries.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I thought your mother was a hamster.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

It’s a brave new world.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Was that before or after she threw away all of the M&Ms with Ws on them?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

She can do both, don't be speciesist.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I miss her too, son.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago
[–] DannyBoy 9 points 3 weeks ago

This is coming from the people group that use "mau" as the word for cat.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Still the first scientific report, alphabetically.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The Egyptians most certainly didn't use the Latin alphabet 5000 years ago, in fact noone used the Latin alphabet until more than 2000 years later. So how on earth do you come up with the transcription "aaa" and is it supposed to be pronounced a-a-a or what?

[–] Corkyskog 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

can I get a Son of the Baconator with fries and a chocolate frosty?