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[–] [email protected] 219 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As a gentleman, I'd offer to hold the steering wheel so she has an easier time aiming her lance at oncoming traffic.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

She’s in the passenger seat, you can see the car in the background is also right hand drive

[–] Klear 45 points 1 month ago

Then I would definitely hold the steering wheel.

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[–] [email protected] 166 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Hey Google, how do I award a comment Lemmy gold?

[–] [email protected] 142 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Become the damsel in distress naturally (I'm a 6'2 bearded man)

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Wouldn't it be nice to be the little spoon once in a while?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

Here, here!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

The bachelor in distress then

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[–] [email protected] 107 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Help her save France from the English.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Or burn her for being a witch and falsely claiming knighthood, depending on your team.

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[–] [email protected] 96 points 1 month ago (13 children)

What makes you think I'm not already similarly equipped?

(Any good excuse to trot out this heavy bastard, which I don't have occasion to do often enough anymore. It could really use a polish. There's a project for the weekend...)

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

GET IN LOSER. WE’RE GOING DUNGEON DIVING

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago

"I'm glad you brought protection"

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago

what i'm told

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago

Not another one knight stand!

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago

Take her to paladinner and a movie?

(Sorry.)

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It greaves me to say it, but I'd pull her into a warm vambrace and try to tap that cuirass.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Laugh at everyone who mocked me for carrying a SAK around.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (3 children)

CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!!!!!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Get excited about where ever we're going because I know it should be awesome

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks like I'm in for a good knight!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] ayyy 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

Get either a piercing weapon to exploit weak points or a bludgeoning weapon to transmit force through the plate, because she's clearly here to do battle. Dinner can come AFTER I've defended my honor.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Yep, she's a keeper.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] RIPandTERROR 19 points 1 month ago

"Glad to see you brought protection." 😈

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I would think there's a fair chance she might be interested in hearing all about my 18th level Paladin!

Gosh, is it warm in here?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it

Edit: before any nerds weigh in, I know that's not ring mail.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Expect an inquisition into ur bedroom.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As a longbow user, that armor isn't going to be much good

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Everyone thinks they've got a longbow...

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[–] brown567 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Rejoice! She brought protection!

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would let her pull my sword for sure

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Immediately go buy a can opener?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago
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