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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

I can relate with the cute aggression.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

His bite is like a vampire's- those kids are about to become 80 year old politicians!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

I've done just that with my cousin's a year old 🤷

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

this is like that cat biting the corn

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

All in the phrasing. Could've also said "nibbles" or something.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No. Joe Biden MAWLS KIDS at SATANIC EVENT! More at 11.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I know right. The pen is mightier than the sword.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

What I wanna know is did he make the myum myum myum cookie monster voice when he did it? this could be the October surprise Republicans dream for if he didn't say "myum myum cookies" while biting the babies

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I should call it what it is, bugshit-brained dementia-ridden ignorant conservative stupidity, but that would be fantastically redundant.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Joe biden was tf2 soldier all along???

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