Yo, could you flag this NSFW? Don't think most people would be fine if their boss saw this wonderful pod of dicklets on their screen.
this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2024
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Yeah, that probably means you should overthrow that boss and elect a new one. Just sayin'
Why are you on Lemmy at work?
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I shitpost on company time
for the same reasons I access Lemmy off work
This is Lemmy. There are regularly posts about the end of capitalism and furdicks that hit my All page. No way in hell I’d use this site at work.
The furdicks seem more like a you problem...
I was making a little joke there, but having never engaged with that kind of content, it's just what I see when I go to all communities. If I scroll far enough down I start seeing gonewild stuff. Lemmy isn't popular enough that the SFW stuff drowns out the NSFW stuff. I just can't see myself using this site at work, or reddit for that matter unless I got there from looking up the answer to a technical problem. Always best to keep that stuff separate, but I just think people should understand that this site probably leans toward inherently unrelated to work at best, and unsafe at worst.
My wife has these. You can also order little helmets and clothes for them.
EDIT: I feel the need to write that she plays with them like action figures.
Start leaving them on jeeps.
Michael Reeves' favourite
I miss the old Michael reeves
Yes, he's out there, living life now.
Friend-ulums.
Is that a motherfucking Michael
This is great and all but what if I need 13? Or only 11?!
Pandering to the dozen-ists while ignoring those with more complex dick needs. Shame.
#MAGA1939 #LMFAOWTFBBQ #FREEDOMFORALLCOCKS
Buy more than you need and redistribute them to those in need of non dozen-ist values, be the change the world needs
Is this the anti-stress-ball version of
Good that about 50 percent of all humans have already an anti-stress dick attached to them.
And most of the rest have anti-stress boobs so it all works out
I have one of these on my shelf. My wife got one in a wedding party gift bag a few years ago.