this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2024
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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 day ago (4 children)

They're escorts. They're only hookers when they're dead.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey! Hookers are street working girls.

You find whores at brothels.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Who are you so wise in the ways of sex workers?

And escorts?

[–] vulgarcynic 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can't believe my sleep addled brain read this as "e-scorts" like it was some new gaming thing.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Careful, some tech bro will take that and get a billion dollars in venture capital for "eScorts: Uber for hookers".

[–] vulgarcynic 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How quickly can you write up a proposal? We can have GPT get us a mockup of the ui by tomorrow and be ready for production by Friday...

Did I say all of that correctly?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Just throw in AI there and we're good!

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

I knew all those Linux users were dirty sluts.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lol still trying to decide if the linuxsucks community is entirely genuine.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Considering the mod will ban you for expressing literally the same sentiment as the OP and was posting multiple time daily, I think they are.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago

Really I'm just disappointed in the lack of blackjack here.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I don't care that Linux is talked about here. It's just insufferable having people commenting with this superior attitude about it making it seem like the second coming. It's just as bad as aggressive vegans and cryptobros.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Hope you like your new saviour, Crappy AI Generated Arch Jesus!

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

GNU\Linux awareness is a good thing for everyone! If everone was aware; we would have better alternatives across the board.

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[–] ohellidk 26 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I run both. everyone hates me :')

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You run Linux in a brothel?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He runs a brothel on Linux.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

That's just Linux with extra steps

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (10 children)

It's true that were total sluts aren't we?

We're never faithful to one distribution. Always hopping from one to the next until it doesn't satisfy us no more.

#LinuxSluts

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