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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (4 children)

And here comes the NSFW demon fan art!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh but we started doing that waay before armageddon started

Indomitable human spirit step aside, the indomitable human horniness is here

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

I think it's very domitable, some people are into that.

[–] Assman 6 points 1 month ago

Basically the first time an artist heard about demons they drew one with his dick out

[–] jballs 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] mindbleach 1 points 1 month ago

Succubus (male).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Artists getting commissions from patrons that they will carry into hell & show what services specifically they expect.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The worst part is, some of us are going to be resurected, only to be forced to labour away in the flaming sword manufacturing department.

What, do you think heavenly, flaming swords make themselves or something?

Oh, oh right, yeah, I see your point now. You're right, I'll probably just end up in flaming sword logistics or admin. Back-office is what I do now. So, that'll make sense.....

Honestly, just leave me dead if ill only be brought back to gods fucking paperwork.

Edit: also, you know someone's gonna be like "OMG daddy Satan, come get me!"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

God and Satan when capitalism recuperates the apocalypse.

“I’ve made a terrible mistake”

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Humans would be figuring out some way to make money off it before then.

Imagine the reality shows you’d see.

MTV: Real Word - Armageddon

The Bachelor: my Demon husband

Hells Kitchen - but in Hell. They’d keep Gordon Ramsey.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

They commodified it and sold it back to Satan on a t-shirt.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Me and my big titty goth demon GF are going to go kill god! We even have a bad ass play-list picked out.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Make an ass-hair mullet!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I love that for you both. Don't forget to bring snacks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's on the playlist? Trivium - Insurrection, Bad Omens - Dethrone, what else?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Me turning the local Walmart into one giant Devil's Trap with this blasting from every speaker in the building.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Let's be real, Satan would be a shitposter

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What if Satan was one of us?
Just a shitposter on the bus?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As long as they're shitposting and not shitting while posting on the bus I think we'll be fine.

[–] flambonkscious 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know that's not an exclusive or situation, right?

...right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

They are not human, they have standards.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

All of his memes are stolen.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Tbh Armageddon is such good meme material, idk what did he expect. We aint letting that sweet meme potential go to waste.

And he should have wore different pants if he dislikes the stupid sexy Flanders meme.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This meme is telling me something…

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Whatever it is, DON'T DO IT!?!

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