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Anon cuddles with his first gf (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 168 points 4 weeks ago (21 children)

Totally uncomfortable with the existence of their own dick, plus dating a girl. Quick maths, anon is a lesbian.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 weeks ago

Fake and transpilled

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 weeks ago

Fake and gay

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[–] [email protected] 117 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Fellas, is it gay for a girl to like dick?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 weeks ago

absolutely only men should like dick that's why I put balls on my truck

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago

Well it involves dick so it's gay in my book.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Anon has a girlfriend? Gay.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 weeks ago

And also fake.

[–] babybus 48 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

18m? Anon must be good at basketball.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 weeks ago

It's his age, idiot. Anon is eighteen minutes old.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

And here we have in Jersey #43... OH GOD WHAT IS THAT!? SOME SORT OF DISGUSTING COSMIC HORROR! MY EYES!... MY EYES!"

"Right you are John, and what rebound game he has. Really a stand out this season for them for sure."

[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 weeks ago

No wayyy that's why my girl does this, I learned about sex from 4chan, kill me.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

That's an interesting narrators switch I can see here

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It's art.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

It is

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago

Fake: Anon has a GF

Gay: Anon is very gay

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago

What is this gf anon is talking about? I thought they are mythical.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I remeber one of the first dates I took a girl on she did this at the drive in. I was like ayy yoo lmao.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Same the other way around.

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