this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
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- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
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Totally uncomfortable with the existence of their own dick, plus dating a girl. Quick maths, anon is a lesbian.
Fellas, is it gay for a girl to like dick?
absolutely only men should like dick that's why I put balls on my truck
Well it involves dick so it's gay in my book.
Anon has a girlfriend? Gay.
And also fake.
18m? Anon must be good at basketball.
It's his age, idiot. Anon is eighteen minutes old.
And here we have in Jersey #43... OH GOD WHAT IS THAT!? SOME SORT OF DISGUSTING COSMIC HORROR! MY EYES!... MY EYES!"
"Right you are John, and what rebound game he has. Really a stand out this season for them for sure."
No wayyy that's why my girl does this, I learned about sex from 4chan, kill me.
That's an interesting narrators switch I can see here
It's art.
It is
Fake: Anon has a GF
Gay: Anon is very gay
What is this gf anon is talking about? I thought they are mythical.
I remeber one of the first dates I took a girl on she did this at the drive in. I was like ayy yoo lmao.
Same the other way around.
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