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Straight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay? (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Are we talking gay or gay?

That word gets thrown around a lot without actually meeting homosexual. Most of the time it's just used as a tasteless replacement for lame.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

It's a tie between licking ice cream and saying something is adorable.

[–] captain_aggravated 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

eat a chicken sandwich. Apparently straight men have to eat burgers.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

It's funny to me all the times that I've been considered not manly enough, whether it's wearing my hot pink vans or a pink shirt or tie, allowing my gf or now my daughters to paint my nails, and tons of other examples I've been called gay for too. It made me think, what really makes a man. And going by their own definition, isn't it one sign of a man to not be swayed by the opinion of someone who seeks only to denigrate? So why would I care about their opinion?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

TIL I'm gay

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Fuck my bf in the ass...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Cry.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Use my fancy tea cup at work

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Choosing the urinal next to another man.

Really feels kinda gay, though, especially when the dude next to you squints over.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Bathrobe.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Putting a wig on my best friend and spooning him while he's asleep.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Sucking dick.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Isn't there a whole meme for this. Fellas, is it gay to __?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Take my pants all the way off when I poop

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Listening to music.

I was playing some music on my cassette player at school one day, but it wasn't rock'n'roll according to the renowned expert that was discussing the situation with me, therefore it was "gay".

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