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submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Isn't it so stupid that I get lonely even when I spend majority of my day socialising? I spoke to around 20 people yesterday and I still felt so lonely, like the way a rat who hasn't been fed in years (2 days) would jump at food, I feel like jumping to conversations. God this is so stupid.. (speaking of god, how many of you would jump god with me?)

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

I had a dream once where I tried to help a friend do that. His left hand got ripped off in the machine we were building to kill god.

edit: then the machine exploded in our faces

Cannot recommend. blobcat, googly, signstop

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

This time we gonna get a proper beatdown, rush in and gang up on him. Flawless strategy.

[–] skulblaka 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] FGoo 24 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

What I've felt is that quality trumps quantity. I could be talking to dozens of people and still feel unsatisfied, but then hang out with that one special person and then feel content for a long time.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago

Can confirm. Deep connections recharge more than shallow ones. Get multiple special people into your life, one is not enough.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I have threeish all are busier than me…

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Jump as in kick God's ass? Because I'm definitely up for that!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

What else could we do? (Seriously, what else does jump mean??)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

Musk asked this before going on stage at the Trump rally.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

"to copulate with" wtf, who made this shit up?? The Brits?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Never heard someone say "I'd like to jump his/her bones"? It's more rare now but it was a thing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Could you tell me where you heard it so I can avoid that hellhole? thanks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Well I suppose I heard it in the old 1990s. Ya see yanglinn, there was a time afore the 'net.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

God I see it now, there is a jump button (red circles were helpful???). Does Lemmy send men after you if somebody clicks it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

One can only hope.

(yeah I should have included a red circle or arrow but I had a big helping of dumbfuck juice that day apparently)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago

speaking of god, how many of you would jump god with me?

I knew all the JRPGs I played would come useful someday, I'm in. Motherfucker's so dead

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Thank you benign.. intervention *suspicious eyes*

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

It's an average, I've got some leeway... And this time it's personal

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Does it matter? Come along, we will find yours at some point.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't have a god... Wait, Buffalo Wild Wings?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago

We'll smash those too

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

God sends his semen to shy awkward virgins for some reason

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Oh because boundary pushers are great at seeing that you’re shy