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Not just for kids: Goldfish crackers announces name change to appeal to adult snackers (www.usatoday.com)

submitted 4 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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cross-posted from: https://real.lemmy.fan/post/7604429

Marketing majors stay fed and housed for another year.

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[–] L0rdMathias 3 points 4 weeks ago

Baked Chilean Sea Bass crackers sounds dank as fuck.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Is this a ploy to bankrupt the company?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Spared no expense.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Also not April 1 as far as I know. Do companies want a second day in October for a second round of jokes?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Part of a full and complete dinner - Kellogg's CEO

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