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[–] [email protected] 1 points 25 minutes ago

That's rough, buddy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Don't believe me? It's all in the numbers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

We'll bang, ok?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

*sigh* Bapenada?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Good news everyone!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Perhaps you were going for the head?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Life before death, strength before weakness, journey before destination

[–] hector 1 points 41 minutes ago

This is the way of king and I feel it so much. I stopped reading it though because the fourth book was so boring ahaha

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

When you fucking see it!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

ᴄᴀᴛs. ᴄᴀᴛs ᴀʀᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Hey… you ever wonder why we’re here?

[–] mindbleach 1 points 4 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

There are other receivers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] mindbleach 1 points 4 hours ago

I've heard it both ways.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

"It's better to do it than live with the fear of it"

Or

"You have to be realistic "

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

"I'll bet ye've got all sorts o' barmy questions! [Mimics your heroic stance] Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady o' Pain? I'm lookin' fer the magic Girdle of Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2,817th Plane o' the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

The God Emperor sent for another Duncan to be produced by the Bene Tleilax in their Axolotl tanks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago

i use arch btw

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

A TEST of your reflexes! yes, yes!! just so!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

Chicks love cars. If you want to get into her pants, you better have a nice hot Ferrari.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

Best block, no be there.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

You think that's air you're breathing?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago

There's a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

turbo cancer (not a sentence, but close enough)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

While we were developing common sense, she studied the blade.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

It's ticking all the boxes.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Shaka, when the walls fell.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago

Darmok, and Jelad, at Tenagra.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

Kirk, when he heard there were alien hotties on the away mission.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago

Bit disappointed by how few of these I recognise!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago

There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

I'm a doctor

[–] [email protected] 15 points 22 hours ago

This is my favorite store in the citadel

[–] [email protected] 17 points 23 hours ago

Wibbly wobbly timey wimey

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