looks like an obvious plant post
this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2024
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And it's green apple.
Thankfully Skittles listened to the people and went back to lime instead of stink bug.
Way to kick him while he’s down, ivan
If this was real they'd definitely say 0 fat, 0 sodium, 0 sugar. Companies are allowed to round down under a certain amount un the US
Especially with round candies. This is actually why most small candies are round.
Especially if the candies make you round which is why most candy makes you round.
Shrinkkle
Ooh, the most fun size!
Bet you can't eat just o- oh wait...
.50 I bet
If they called it Diet Skittles, they could charge a premium.
why????????
Has to be Obvious Plant
I love Skittles, but recently they've made me feel quite sick like half a hour after eating. Probably would be better if I didn't down a whole bag like a starved purple mouthed maniac.
That’ll be great for Halloween, people will only be able to take one
And then egg your house for giving out shit candy.
Free eggs? Seriously? Yeah right. Next you'll tell me they might give you free toilet paper.
I guess it s a trick and a treat at the same time, what can I say that’s the point of trick or treat.
(/s just in case anyone takes it seriously)
At this point, remove the other s from the start of the name also. It’s just a kittle.
And if you think Shrinkflation stopped there?
They bring out a new Skittle that is 20% smaller for the same price!
Taste the Rain!(TM)