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[โ€“] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago

Not a brain cell in sight, just living in the moment

[โ€“] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

I can even get my husky to sing along about how stupid she is. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Anyone can do this to me and I'll still enjoy it, are you kidding?

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Context matters a lot, sitting with my GF and she does it? Cute. Sitting in public and Weird Dave does it I'm calling the cops

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Weird Dave is a bit of a radger like that, but he'll give you the shirt off his back. He's alright once you get to know him.

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

Hello, fellow dog percussionists.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

When a really good song is on, my little JRT is my air guitar.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've been around enough dogs to get the drum part, but what's the song?

[โ€“] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Just the common practice of telling dogs how dumb they are as they look adoringly up at you, combined with drumming to make a song.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Username checks out

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ok. It seems weird to me that it's so common for people to call their dogs dumb... but OK.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Dogs are pretty dumb. Incomparably lovable, though

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I have a theory they actually hate this and are wagging and panting because they're nervous.

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

Bad theory, or bad drumming, not sure which.

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

My sister's dog, a normally nervous and shaky pup, gets way into the bongos

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Nah you can tell the difference between anxiety and happiness. For one the anxious dog wouldn't be begging for more by pushing their body against me. Two, the tail.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

No way. Dogs love drums

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

You clearly haven't been around dogs very much or just don't understand them. The dogs I've lived with have practically begged me to drum on them, they love it