this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I mean kobolds are really weak but delicious, which is why they use slings. But they're also great working as a team so it might work.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

I made a gunslinging armorer artificer kobold that wore a mech suit, allowing her to wield a gun. When I shot the gun outside the suit, she would comically get pushed backwards.

Very fun character.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Also crew served weapons are better for teams. One kobold carries the base plate/legs. One kobold carries the weapon. The final kobold carries the ammo.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I would really like to commission that one artist that does the WWI kobolds to do a piece with 3 kobolds running a vintage SMG as if it were a crew served weapon. (But sadly they won't return my emails)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What I'm getting out of this is that Kobolds are like Skaven and should be given gatling guns, flamethrowers, nukes, and mad scientist maniacal laughter.

[–] festnt 3 points 1 week ago

what you're describing there sounds like pathfinder's goblins

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hahahaha, I remember the original meme, and Kobolds fit right with it XD

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's interesting, what did the original use instead of kobolds?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago
[–] Sendpicsofsandwiches 4 points 1 week ago

Kobold Mortar Team would be the best name for a D&D themed metal band