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[–] [email protected] 73 points 6 days ago

Bro just ignoring all the ships we'll need to carry all that wind and sunlight

[–] [email protected] 208 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (10 children)

Inaccurate statement.

https://qz.com/2113243/forty-percent-of-all-shipping-cargo-consists-of-fossil-fuels

40% of traffic is for petrochemicals, which according to this article is coal, oil, gas, and things derived from them, which would include fertilizer and plastics and probably some other stuff too like industrial lubricants, asphalt etc. Not just fossil fuels, so not all that 40% would be affected by a switch to renewable energy. It's also worth noting that building out renewable energy generation involves shipping a lot of hardware around the globe as well.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago (3 children)

That last sentence, yep. People don't tend to factor in the carbon footprint of building anything they deem environmentally friendly. There's a cost/benefit analysis to be made. A bad idea may actually be worse than what it's replacing, or not beneficial enough to pursue.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 6 days ago (4 children)

There may be carbon emitted in creating green energy but green energy is ultimately reducing demand for hydrocarbons, which is better than sequestration. Also you need to factor into the operational life of the green tech. If you do, it's pretty clear pretty fast that it's beneficial to go with green energy options. The argument you're making is a common strawman argument for not investing in green energy.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago (3 children)

For all the things you think of when you hear "renewables", that analysis has already been made, and it's overwhelmingly better in every way to ditch fossil fuels.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Industrial lubricants and asphalt fit my definition of petrochemicals

But then so do plastics

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Right that's what I'm saying though- they wouldn't be affected by switching away from fossil fuels

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Another way to look at it: the shipping industry will take a beating while everyone transitions.

If anyone is left wondering why there's so much institutional resistance to changing our energy diet, its institutions like this that are lobbying and generating the propaganda behind it. Energy companies are just one faction.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Or they'd just ship something else? They'd lose some money and scrap a few ships, but the drop in costs would make it more economical to ship whatever else people want, like lumber and funko pops.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Hydrogen too. There's a massive solar farm in Australia's Northern Territory entirely dedicated to green hydrogen production for export to Asia

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Good lord I hate Funko Pops. Them and Minions™ are are the false idols of consumerism.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

Funko Pops are just Precious Moments for millennials.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Look, let me tell you something. A Minion died for you. A Minion paid the price of sin for you and me that we deserve. Why? Because they love you. And if you think Minions are a false idol, then keep on scrolling. But if you know that a Minion died for your sins, type 'wonderful savior' and smash that upvote button

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Minions can eat my fucking ass

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

the biggest resistance is coming from the owner class. the great fear is that we could enter into an age where human labor isn't needed and it becomes feasible to have a society where resources just get distributed for free because everything* is* practically free.

[–] [email protected] 109 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Joke's on you when we get even more ships sending the sun and wind around the world, idiot.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 6 days ago

Fuckin demolished that snowflake. With climate change

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Funnily that isn't a bad description of shipping green hydrogen

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 days ago (12 children)

Why don't we just have one or two very big ships, powered by nuclear reactors. Like, 40-50 kilometers long each, with hydrofoils, top speed just under mach one. Zip around and deliver everyone's shit with big deck-mounted gauss guns that fire packages right to your doorstep as the ship screams past the nearest coastline.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago

I see no setting where this could go horribly wrong.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

Thats exactly how I want my buttplug delivered - shot via a rail gun directly at it's destination.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Im gonna need some concept art first. for research puposes

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Currently seeking angel investors for 500m buy-in, or I'll take a 200kg of plutonium, if you've got that.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

What if I live in the geographic center of a continent? How do I know which coastline cannon to order from?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Honestly this does sound fucking awesome. It could be sold to the ‘murica crowd.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 days ago

Fun vaguely related fact: the 1800s are often hailed as the century of steamships, but in reality steamships had pretty short range and required frequent re-coaling in order to get anywhere and back. The coaling stations around the world were mostly stocked by sailing ships since there was no way to economically transport coal by using vessels that burned coal for their propulsion. So it's more accurate to say that the worldwide transportation revolution of the 1800s was a steam/wind power hybrid.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 6 days ago (4 children)

If we switched to renewable energy, the cost of coal and oil would crash, but it wouldn't drop to zero. Wealthier countries would stop producing oil locally and shipments would still circle the globe from countries desperate enough to keep producing at lower profits, to countries that cannot affort the more expensive renewable infrastructure.

That's not a reason not to switch. We just need to be prepared for the reality that no single solution will resolve all our problems. Conservatives and energy barons will fight tooth and nail, and will point to the new problems as evidence that we never should have switched. was

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

countries that cannot affort the more expensive renewable infrastructure

This presumes renewables are more expensive. But I would posit that a rapid adoption of renewables is going to occur as the cost of operating - say - a thorium powered container ship falls below that of its coal equivalents.

What I would be worried about, long term, is the possibility that advanced technologies further monopolize industries within a handful of early adopter countries. That's not an ecological concern so much as a socio-economic concern.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

a thorium powered container ship

If the experience of the NS Savannah is anything to go by, the major hurdle that ship is going to face is Greenpeace etc. fomenting irrational anti-nuclear hysteria until it's banned from so many ports that it'll be too difficult to operate it profitably. I hope I'm wrong and I wish them luck.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Oil is used for more than just energy.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

70% of crude oil ends up gasoline and diesel.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Idk why you're being downvoted. Petrochemicals are used for a bunch of stuff, including plastics manufacturing.

We should switch to renewables as quickly and completely as we can, but it wouldn't eliminate 100% of oil use

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