this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2024
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Nonpolitical Twitter

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For screenshots of humorous, clean, nonpolitical social media posts. This primarily implies Twitter, but Facebook, Tumblr, Mastodon, Bluesky, Threads, etc. are allowed too. It should be primarily text-based though.

Rules
  1. Again, no politics.
  2. No Lemmy posts. You're already on a Lemmy instance. There's no need to screenshot it and post it here.
  3. No Reddit posts. That's too similar to Lemmy.
  4. The joke must be text. Images can be included in the screenshot, but only as needed context.
  5. Use correct cropping. Don't have a mile of whitespace or show extraneous UI, but don't crop out the date or author.
  6. No doxxing. Again, don't crop out the author's name as he or she has chosen to share it, but definitely do not share extra information which may be personally identifiable or libelous.
  7. Link to the original post either in the body or in a comment.

We are obviously not affiliated with Twitter in any way.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm going to open a dictionary one day and see that symbol, and I'll have to find a way to congratulate Tim Buckley.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

"Congrats on turning your wife's miscarriage into an iconic meme!"

[–] fartsparkles 7 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How the hell do I even type LOSS?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

~~:.|:;~~

Strike through, colon, period, vertical line, colon, semicolon.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

~~:.|:;~~

I'm going insane

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

~~:.|:;~~

Huh. wouldja look at that

[–] Justas 3 points 1 month ago

~~:.|:;~~

You are never too early to learn something new.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] akincisor 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Our sincerest condolences on your recent ~~:.|:;~~

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago