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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oh really? Damn… Based on her appearance on Behind the Bastards the other week, I’ll just say it sounds like we’d have something in common, I hate my idiot cousin too. lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Yeah, I bet family gatherings are... interesting to say the least, lmao

[–] [email protected] 136 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Mara seems like a really cool person. I just listened to the behind the bastards episode with her and she felt exceptionally genuine.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Same here, I actually got this post from the Behind the Bastards sub. She was a great guest.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Usually Robert and Sophie are good about getting the guests that vibe with the show back for more so here’s hoping! Ed Helms wasnt bad either but he didn’t riff as well with Robert

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I liked the Ed Helms episodes. He approached the subject as more of a journalist than a comedian. Which sort of changes things up. Robert got to rock some of his own journalism.

I think with a slightly different subject matter the two could mesh quite well.

Maybe something that Ed Helms has some passing knowledge of.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Oh I really liked them too, and I agree that Robert appreciated Ed’s questions, but I also think he had more fun with Mara. And I know Robert doesn’t give a personal fuck that he was talking to someone as famous as Ed Helms, but I got the impression he was trying to be as professional as he’s capable of being because it would be really good for Cool Zone overall if they get more big names like him on.

[–] funkless_eck 13 points 1 week ago

she was active in the Weird Twitter scene (pre musk) and blew up a bunch of mine and my friends dumb joke tweets.

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Mara is fantastic. I especially like her voicing „The Old Woman Who secretly lives in your house“ in „Welcome to Nightvale.“

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Came here looking for this. She was excellent in that role.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's her? Lmao I had no idea

[–] nobody158 2 points 6 days ago

Other nightvale fans!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This made me look up the term secular in context to Judaism. How did I not know that until now?

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

For those that don't know, being Jewish is the only ethnicity in the world that also refers to religion and (though no longer used due to antisemitic usage) national identities. Secular Jews are quite common

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I just looked this up. The idea is called an ethnic religion, where a religion is closely tied to an ethnicity as opposed to universal religions like Christianity or Islam. It's far from the only one, but it is the one that has the most mind share, at least in the West.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Only tangentially related, but I find it interesting how wildly divergent the valence of the word "Jew" can be based almost exclusively on context.

Jews are wonderful people with a beautiful culture!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah my dad is a Jewish atheist (or agnostic, depending on how much he feels like placating my catholic mom lol)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I am also a Jewish atheist married to a formerly Christian (although not since she was a child) atheist.

And for those who say that you cannot be an atheist and a Jew, the following people are/were atheists:

Larry David
Sarah Silverman
Both Carl and Rob Reiner
Gene Wilder
Jerry Lewis
Randy Newman

Even (although I hate to bring him up) Woody Allen is an atheist. Good luck convincing people either Larry David or Woody Allen aren't Jewish.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Yeah.. if telling fascists you don't practice didn't make a difference, bc "you're still a Jew," then you can be Jewish and anything

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I am also a Jewish atheist married to a formerly Christian (although not since she was a child) atheist.

Haha me too!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

In practice, would that be like being atheist but still celebrating Hannukah or Christmas?

Or is it just Jewish heritage from a lineage perspective regardless of one's perspective/practice on religion/god?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

The Jewish religion is entirely separate from the Jewish ethnicity.

There may be a good amount of overlap but one can be ethnically Jewish and not religiously Jewish (Woody Allen), and likewise one can be religiously Jewish but not ethnically Jewish (Ivanka Trump).

Sincerely, a Jewish atheist who celebrates Christmas.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Lineage plus culture. There's a lot of unique Jewish culture that has developed over the centuries. Some of it has spread to the general public- bagels, the word "schmuck," etc.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Yeah, but he wants to believe.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

how much he feels like placating my catholic mom lol

Please tell me she has, at least once, made a reference to "your people killing my savior"

I know an ethnically jewish/religious catholic couple that do this every time they get into an argument and realize it's stupid to argue about, one of them will go "WELL YOU KILLED MY GOD!" and that's basically the end of the argument because they're too busy giggling.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I feel like if the Catholic is Italian it can get funnier with a “no you did”

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wish! My mom is DEVOUT. She has no sense of humor about it. If any of us tried to joke about it she'd send us right to purgatory (aka the catholic pattern buffer).

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

I also have a few friends who are practicing Jews (I don't know if that's the right phrase), and also atheists. Judaism appears to be more focussed on orthopraxy (doing things correctly) than belief, which was confusing to me at first, as someone who grew up steeped in Christianity

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How did I not know that until now?

Unironically, I'd like to know. Not having a go at you. There seem to be lots of people who don't know that. But without that bit of knowledge, the holocaust doesn't make sense.

The nazis defined anyone with jewish grandparents to be part of a jewish race, by law. That even included a few christian priests. Of course, the nazis didn't invent the idea. People never liked converts much. When you prosecute someone, you want to get the loot. It's never about selflessly helping people go to heaven.

Historically, it's a truism that a race is a result of racism. First, a group is hated or subjugated. Then membership - and supposed negative traits - become defined as unalterable, heritable facts.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Something something XKCD 10000 mumble mumble

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (14 children)

Daniel Radcliffe is Irish and Jewish?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Daniel Radcliffe is allergic to nickels??

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Everyone's allergic to nickels, if you eat enough of them

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Anyone can be allergic to nickels if you throw them hard enough.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

What if you attentively wrap the nickels in a nice sock & repeatedly hit someone with it?
Can that cause a reaction?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Of course, it will be equal and opposite to the hit action.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

If he had a nickel for every time he's seen that reaction, he would be hospitalized

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