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[–] CarolineJohnson 6 points 1 year ago

"You've called Sevil Natas, home of mirrored text, how may I serve you today?"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Vatican. This is the Pope.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

"You're on the air. What's your beef?"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Average lemmygrad user

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

*WE ..... are communist

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Diarrhea Dragon .... we make it, you purge it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I love all the mortuary ones, they're fun. But I've also had fun with stuff like "Joe's Crab Shack" because of the long pause on the other end.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Horrible disease help me hotline. Disease please.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

To say hello: Yo-dah-lee-yah-hoo, how are you?

To say goodbye: Too-dah-loo buck-a-roo, I'll see you in a few.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

City crematory, we fry 'em you buy 'em!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

@programmatica If it's 0 in the morning (and you know it's not the case), "Somebody better be dead."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Huuuuuuurooooooo

I'm a bad person

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

"Bob's steak and video, how can I help you? "

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I go with a mildly sharp, marginally rude...

"Whatcha want?"

Hey, might not be the funny line you're looking for, but it seems to sort out legit calls vs. scammers pretty quick haha!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Name of protagonist is literally a Navy rank

"mAriNe"

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago
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