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Vatican. This is the Pope.
"You're on the air. What's your beef?"
Hello, I am a communist
Average lemmygrad user
*WE ..... are communist
THIS IS FLAMING DRAGON
Diarrhea Dragon .... we make it, you purge it
I love all the mortuary ones, they're fun. But I've also had fun with stuff like "Joe's Crab Shack" because of the long pause on the other end.
Horrible disease help me hotline. Disease please.
To say hello: Yo-dah-lee-yah-hoo, how are you?
To say goodbye: Too-dah-loo buck-a-roo, I'll see you in a few.
City crematory, we fry 'em you buy 'em!
@programmatica If it's 0 in the morning (and you know it's not the case), "Somebody better be dead."
Huuuuuuurooooooo
I'm a bad person
"Bob's steak and video, how can I help you? "
I go with a mildly sharp, marginally rude...
"Whatcha want?"
Hey, might not be the funny line you're looking for, but it seems to sort out legit calls vs. scammers pretty quick haha!
Talk to me
Name of protagonist is literally a Navy rank
"mAriNe"
Pizza hut!