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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can do nothing wrong and still be disliked by someone.

[–] MelastSB 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Or as Daddy Picard said: "You can do everything right and still lose. It is what it is."

Real quote:"It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Don't put off something you need to do because tomorrow their will always be something else.

[–] southsamurai 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't put your dick in anything you don't want to wake up next to

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] southsamurai 5 points 1 year ago

Look, I don't know what you have against fruitarians, but I don't appreciate kink shaming like that ;)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I no, why did you have to make me think of that again?! I was just about to go to sleep....

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Don’t swim after eating or you will cramp up and die.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You have to work out to be good at sex.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Buy a waterbed. One thrust, and the swells take care of the rest.

[–] candyman337 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not true, you just have to know how to move to keep the momentum good, stamina is more important than working out, also foreplay also does a lot

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Are you another dad overhearing my conversation with my offspring and interjecting with this observation?

Are you pantomiming when you say stamina?

What are your hand gestures when you stay foreplay?

[–] agamemnonymous 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you think stamina and coordination grow on trees?

[–] candyman337 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's a difference between just working out and building stamina

[–] agamemnonymous 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There are many workout regimens. How do you build stamina without doing anything that would be considered working out? Jogging is working out.

[–] candyman337 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think it's an important distinction to be made though

[–] agamemnonymous 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What distinction? No one mentioned strength training, they just said working out. You don't build stamina without working out. What distinction are you talking about?

[–] candyman337 2 points 1 year ago

When most people think working out, they think lifting weights, so I think the distinction of stamina training should be mentioned

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

"Who farted? Seriously?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Your problem is you're in love. You're too young to be in love. There's too many putas out there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago