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Every home should have one (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

o ou mean smirk?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Woa-oh black betty

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

AMBEL

RAMPS

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

When the light is green, the smork is clean

[–] dream_weasel 10 points 8 hours ago

When the light is brown the smork is frown.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I want one. But only if it screams, "ALAM! ALAM!" when it's set off.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

"Woah oh Blek Berty"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 hours ago

Smorks can be dangerous if their natural food sources are disrupted,

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

Sounds Australian

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

i prefer smonk alonks

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

Mine keeps repeatedly asking me about my car's extended warranty