this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2024
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, the evening began at the Gentlemen’s Club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the F.B.I.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard. Happy?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just want to ask you a couple questions: lube or no lube? take your time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm flattered, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans.

[–] bobotron 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe even a little curious??

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

A raid? Curly?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I know that's what I would have seen on psychic paper - and absolutely wouldn't question it.

Actually, every ID should include a sexy nude of that person, like this one:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Alright, they're onto us, get 'em back to Seaworld!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My favorite bakery is next to an X-Files museum.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My wife would thank you immensely for the name of this bakery. Also my belly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Not sure it would be helpful from here, hah. Are you in the US and what state?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I always hear Mulder saying his line 'agents Mulder and Scully, FBI' whenever agent characters introduce themselves on other shows. It gives me a smile while I think of him flashing his picture... Well badge.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

he kinda fell off the edge of the world after Deadwood dint he?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I never watched it, but wasn't Californication big?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

never watched either of those, it was just the lsst i recall hearing about him