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Trump replied, “I’ll tell you, it’s a funny thing because I think that might be a question that I get more than any question. It is the craziest thing. So we have that so-called area, they consider it like a sacred area, and I will say this, I don’t think I’m a believer, but I have interviewed pilots that look – I like Tom Cruise – but better than Tom Cruise.”

He continued, “They were in the Oval Office, three or four pilots, these are not people that makeup stories, they said, ‘All I know, sir, is there was a round object that was going four times faster than my F-22,’ which is a very fast plane.”

Trump concluded, “Four or five guys I’ve interviewed, solid people, great pilots for the U.S. Air Force, etcetera, they’ve seen things that they cannot explain.”

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[–] andrew_bidlaw 5 points 3 hours ago

I want to believe.

Someone but this turd tho.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Gutfeld! co-host Tyrus then asked, “Follow-up question, Mr. President. If in fact there are aliens, would you be willing to put tariffs on them?”

“Yes,” replied Trump.

Goddamnit, we don't need an interstellar trade war. Next thing you know they've got a blockade and droids invading, and it's all downhill from there.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

And then, before you know it...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

This entire time we though Trump was old palatine, when he was Jar jar Binks all along.

[–] phdepressed 1 points 2 hours ago

Darth Jar Jar maybe.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

I have interviewed pilots that look – I like Tom Cruise – but better than Tom Cruise.

The dude thinks only pretty people are worthy humans. Can an ugly person not be truthful too? Or be a good pilot?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I also think he believes that Tom Cruise really is a hotshot pilot because of the Top Gun movies. Because his dementia is that bad.

[–] Kernal64 26 points 7 hours ago

I'm sure his dementia makes all this worse, but I wouldn't be surprised if he believed Tom Cruise was a hotshot pilot when Top Gun first came out. He's never been particularly smart or in touch with reality.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

I couldn't tell whether he thinks Cruise is an ace jet pilot or whether the actual pilots were just better looking.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Based on Trump's appearance and his penchant for lying, I'm going to have to say "no". I'm willing to consider with other ugly people.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 hours ago

Trump is ugly and Trump isn’t truthful. Logic checks out for once 🤷

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago

I don't think I'm a believer

NHI fucking confirmed, let's gooooo

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

I was going to say he probably doesn't know, but the fact he knows the F-22 is a very fast plane, maybe Trump knows more than we think. Genius.