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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

What was the name of that CEO the feds put in prison allegedly because he refused to let any of the alphabet agencies hook directly into the network?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago

If Kamala/Walz win, their first move will be to ban Xitter and arrest Elon Musk

Woah (Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based!)

[–] zarkanian 18 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Billionaires are truly the most persecuted.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Won't anyone think of the billionaires?!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

If a Democratic president is willing and able to arrest him immediately why haven't they done it in the past three years? Does he think Biden is a bastion of free speech in the party?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I say like I don't know it's because it's just baseless scaremongering not aimed at people who will put a modicum of critical thought into it

[–] zarkanian 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Or he thinks that Harris especially hates him for some reason. I've never heard her even mention him.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago

Elon Musk vs Kamala Harris:

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

I'd logged into Twitter the other day for the first time in years, first thing I noticed was a bunch of this twats tweets and that I was following him. Did he force accounts to follow him when he took over?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

He wish he were that important to be on top of some revenge list.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It's Harris/Walz. Just because she is a woman doesn't mean she doesn't have a last name.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Isn't Obama his first name???

[–] jaemo 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Isn't this 2024? Isn't that a different ticket? Aren't they different people?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I can explain the joke for you if you don't get it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Damn people didn't get it or something lol

[–] [email protected] 38 points 23 hours ago

Why would she even be thinking about him on her first day? Who does he think he is? He's just a weird man with too much money.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 20 hours ago

Persecution complex.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 day ago

God, Harris should make that a campaign ad. Vote for me and I'll arrest Elon Musk. Fastest way to earn my vote in the history of mankind.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 20 hours ago

Cocaine makes you think some crazy shit.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 day ago

He would love to be able to say X was shutdown, sounds muuuuuch better than X ran out of money because he ran it into the ground.

He tried to do the same suing the advertisers who boycotted him. It wasn't about the lawsuit, it was about having something to point at when it collapsed.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

I'm going to vote even harder

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 day ago

God I wish those two were half as cool as these clowns say they are

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As if the Kamala/Waltz ticket isn't an extension of the current administration, why would they wait?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But the deep sta... No, the demonrats want to force trans... Wait wait, I had something for this...

THEY'RE EATING TAYLOR SWIFT!!

[–] Ulvain 14 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Could it be that he's making the calculation that if Kamala's elected, Tesla will be fine anyways, but if Trump gets elected, everything helping electric car makers will go to shits except Tesla, because of his nauseating brown nosing?

Or is his brain just shit and rot? Was it always, or what happened??

[–] [email protected] 15 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

He's worried about his government contracts being pulled with space X and them coming after him for tax revenue so he pays his fair share.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This just reads to me like he did something super illegal, and his only hope to avoid arrest is a Trump win.

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