this post was submitted on 12 Sep 2024
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The "tendies" thing ("nuggies" too) is so cringe to me, even more than Redditors and "le bacon". It's so easy to heat up frozen, pre-breaded chicken, and all these greentexts present it as though "being able to cook" (read: can put frozen food in an air fryer) is the pinnacle of love languages.
Can we make Lemmy lentils a thing or something? We're already obcessed with beans I guess, feels like we need our own stupid food meme gimmicks to compete.
I love lentils 💜💜💜
be you
wake up
cast spell
big bowl of lentils!
post lentils to lemmy
joy for all
so true
lentils are awesome!
We love beans? Did I miss the memo?
I'm down for beans, especially garbanzo beans/chickpeas since it's easy to make into hummus, which goes with everything.
Do you know what the difference is between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.
That "kinda" inserted in the middle of "she accepts me" is absolutely devastating
And that's his mom
The whole thing is cringe
Also: >took really good care of me when I broke both my hands
We all love Anon’s mom, that dirty cum dumpster.
His mum is a girl? Is OP a zygote?