politics

I am reminded of a very 90s Full House joke, wherein the annoying next door neighbor girl studies for her driver's test and passes. She is amazed that you can read up on potential test questions and then know them when they are asked on the test. She then asks "I wonder if you could do the same thing for tests in high school?" as if studying never occurred to her.

I feel like the concept of "studying the most pressing issues of the day and preparing responses" some people don't even consider, as all Trump has done since 2016 is just ad-lib all responses.

They say "she was being fed the questions". What would be the point of being fed the questions while you are on stage?!

I know that what they really mean is that she was being fed the answers. It just shows exactly how little effort they put into these claims.

Oh Christ, earpiece truthers. This shit's been around since Bush/Kerry.

Gosh, I don't know why this seems to be spreading like wildfire while several independent journalists have called out Trump's obvious use of a bluetooth enabled butt plug for message passing in the debate.

It's been credibly pointed out elsewhere that Trump pulled a Hans Neimann

It's well known that Donald Trump was using a bluetooth butt plug during the debate [...]

I honestly love this; they're basically saying that they think her talking points were good enough that she couldn't have been doing it off the cuff. Great endorsement for Harris.

Just because Trump is an incoherent mess doesn't mean normal people can't talk about things in a normal way. It's not like she said anything mind shatteringly complicated.

Also who fucking cares? It's a debate not a sting operation or a courtroom. Maybe Trump should get an earpiece so he doesn't sound like a moron in front of the entire country.

So, do these people think they lost the debate because Harris over performed, or because their candidate was rambling about eating pets, legalized infant murder, and the size of his crowds?

All Trump had to do was be calm, not talk about internet conspiracy theories, and not take the bate on things like crowd sizes. If he did that, he would’ve wildly exceeded people’s low expectations. He couldn’t do that. He has zero impulse control.

Maybe they should buy Trump some of these magic earrings. It would honestly be hilarious to watch him try to take guidance from an earpiece. I don’t think he could stand it more than two minutes max.

This just in: misogynistic racist pieces of shit refuse to acknowledge that a black woman could be even remotely well spoken and prepared on her own, she must have been fed exactly what to say by someone else!

Just in case you didn’t realize that republicans are dumb af.

James Bond up in here