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[–] Ghyste 149 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Lol this UI looks like if I click it I'll have a reverse mortgage on my house in mere moments

[–] Ghyste 10 points 1 month ago

You're not far off!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You've never used the Inflation Calculator before? It's pretty much always looked like that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No when I pay for things I breathe out so they know I'm not inflating.

[–] activ8r 3 points 1 month ago

Oh come on, who's down voting this?
I thought it was funny 😄

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I use the one on bls.gov

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a pure silver quarter, need to check the price for silver.

[–] Ghyste 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Silver quarters were 6.25 grams of 90% pure silver. Silver is currently $0.91/g putting the value of the metal at about $5.10.

Coin collectors today will buy your 1925 quarter for $30-$100 depending on condition.

However in 1925 that quarter would be worth its face value of $0.25 — equal to $4.49 today.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Silver has lost its status as money, so silver is much cheaper today than it would be if it still was money.

[–] Ghyste 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're welcome to figure that out yourself, but 6.25g of 90% pure silver will never be worth more than the collector value of the quarter itself.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 month ago

I think you're misunderstanding the valuation of money vs collectibles. Obviously an ancient artifact made of gold is worth more than the pure gold value. Same for rare coins. I was talking about silver as money, not as collectible.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Maybe they intended to invest it for a century and were counting on compound interest.

[–] explodicle 2 points 1 month ago

Or he just waited until 2009 and bought a bitcoin

[–] Ghyste 1 points 1 month ago

Good thought. I figured it was just hyperbole.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I suppose the loss they are referring to is that they fumbled and dropped their cool mystique at a critical moment. How can you put a price on that? ...

Or perhaps they are talking about an accumulated loss. They're basically out there flipping and fumbling coins all day - and after the latest one they've lost the equivalent of $30000 in total.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ok so by my math it would be close to 6760 quarters they would need to lose,so assuming a rate of 1 per day they would have started at the age of 16 and lost the last one at 30.

I can only assume that at the age of 30 our hero packed it in,quit hanging around looking for dames, got serious about that whole time machine he was thinking about, jumped into 2024 and made this post as a warning to all of us.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Inflation is the real joke here.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (8 children)

What would he have been flipping that was their equivalent of 25 cent coin?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Based on my (probably wrong) math, either a penny or, like a 2 cent coin (those existed at some point, right?).

So the ratio of old money to new money is approximately .25 to 4.50, which means that the value of money has shrunk by a factor of about 18.

25 cents over 18 yields ~1.38 cents.

So if he took a penny, cut it into thirds, taped one of those thirds to another penny, and was able to flip that unbalanced mess, you could say he'd lost a modern quarter's worth of value.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I joked a quarter-sized penny. I call it: the ~~poorter~~ pennyce

[–] Ghyste 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

More likely they'd be flipping a nickel.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is actually what I mean lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I gotcha now

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

A penny then is worth 18 cents now so he would need to flip a penny with a haypenny stuck to it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I had hopes to come up with a funny answer, but ...

1925 Standing Liberty Quarter Value

According to the NGC Price Guide, as of September 2024, a Standing Liberty Quarter from 1925 in circulated condition is worth between $5 and $125. However, on the open market 1925 Quarters in pristine, uncirculated condition sell for as much as $3750.

Source

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not so much asking about the actual deflated value, I mean what was culturally the equivalent of flipping a cheap coin (quarter) back then? Like a penny that was quarter sized lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Since it wasn't the equivalent of $ 30.000 by far and presumably used more likely similar to ours, i assume it was that very same quarter, that was usually used to flip the coin.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I choose to believe they had an old-timey quarter-sized penny 😅

Edit: quarter-pennz

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

About 4 and a half dollars.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

¢1 would have been ¢16.97, according to that converter

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, according to that converter, 1¢ would have been 17¢

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you annoyed I didn’t round?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Is that all you see?

Edit: sorry about your reading comprehension

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol, I changed the order of the cent sign to make it more understandable for the reader due to the decimal.

You and I clearly have different priorities when writing.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Uhhhhh ... sure, buddy.