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I looked him up and he is English. Weren't English sailors called Limeys because of the lime juice in their rations, specifically for scurvy prevention? He should have signed up with the Admiralty instead of the pirates.

Taking care of yourself is gay. "Real men" reduce their life expectancy by purposefully living an unhealthy lifestyle.

According to the internet, he did it at university, eating nothing but mince, chicken, and mayonnaise for about 2 months. He did so to annoy other students in his classes who were vegan or vegetarian.

I’ve actually heard a few stories of uni students getting scurvy, although they were because they either didn’t know how to cook or couldn’t afford food.

It seems like many in here dont realise that you can be gay and masculine at the same time.

To be fair, he said he did this his first year in college- everyone did dumb shit in college.

One sure sign that you're not masculine, is doing things to show others how masculine you are.

So… is it ok to move your human to an all meat diet?

"You wouldn't pirate an illness"

In medival times if you could afford to only eat meat it meant you were a rich soft fancy boy.

On one hand it's stupid to sabotage your health to appear more masculine. On the other hand casually bringing up that you have contracted a pirate illness in conversation does sound pretty damn masculine.

It is pretty funny that eating meat is still seen as a masculine thing. Pff what? Tofu? No i buy my meat like a real man in this other isle, next to the tofu.

I bet his life is brilliant.

Maybe I’m slow or something, but I don’t get how eating meat is masculine.

Should’ve eaten some sauerkraut and fried onions! The manliest of all vegetables! Has the bonus effect of repelling ladies up to 5 feet away!

haha, happened to me:

its copper deficency by zink overload.-

without copper, there is multiple things that go wrong. but it takes time to deplete copper stores. zink always wins against copper, and meat is full of zink.

vitamin c d, and iron wont work without copper.

I did that because I develeoped grain allergy, and was insuline resistant.

I eat grains again, but sparingly.

went down from 95 kilos to 65.

fun fact:

nobody talks about that. carnivore influencer dont, thats for sure.

https://www.jbc.org/article/S0021-9258(20)71083-5/fulltext https://www.frontiersin.org/journals/molecular-biosciences/articles/10.3389/fmolb.2021.711227/full

Wow, guess he just wasn't manly enough.

There are a lot of reasons to not like James Blunt, but there is one reason to like James Blunt, which is when he parodied his own hit song on Sesame Street. And that is the one reason I still like James Blunt. A little.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4cUQ1ItK-w

#notallmen

Fellas is it gay to be healthy

Broccoli and tomatoes are okay, but carrots are questionable, and zucchini is hella gay.

I guess nobody ever told this genius about multivitamins either.

What kinda fragile masculinity can't handle a bit o' scurvy?

Lemons

Also: This guy "prevented" WW3, no shit.

Scurvy is one of the manliest diseases, though, so he kind of failed this one successfully

Bloody hell, this actually happened.