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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Tripping through time, love it

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What happened next SHOCKED them

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Local Fisher SLAMMED by what happens next.

[–] jubilationtcornpone 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Let's see what happens when we give these mice food coloring."

Twenty minutes later...

"Mother of God..."

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean, kinda yeah?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

What a terrible job of making transparency visible.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Medical applications? Hell yeah, this stuff is going to put ct scanners out of business! Tumors won't have anywhere to hide when I'm crystal fucking clear. TSA probably going to start requiring this too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

But they'll still make you take your shoes off...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

An extract of the doritos plant

[–] Skoobie 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Only able to be extracted from female Dorito plants, tho. You know, the really dusted ones.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Actually it's called the Doro plant, Doritos are it's fruits.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Gran used to make us fresh-sqeezed D juice every summer smh

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Erectile dysfunction and invisibility? Is there anything artificial colors can't do?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yellow 5? Ah, so this is the real reason for the Mountain Dew verification can...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Ugh, fine. I'll drink another one.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Fox “News”

They are anti science. Why would you post their shit here of all places yet alone read it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

That reminds me to take my yellow 5 pill today. The TV has me on that and blue 3 for my anticapitalist tendencies.