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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Stupid sexy planters" was right there!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Less alliteration tho

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Oof you're right!

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago

Never wanted to smack a planter until today

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

damn those pants are caked up

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Packing the whole bakery

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

Alright, I've seen enough, I am ready to go vegan

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Like a string of dudes at a urinal trough.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Dirty butts. Soiled pants.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

omfg i’m doing this

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] festnt 13 points 1 month ago

OwO that's such a big beetroot you have there

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Waiting for that one mfer who tells us that this is actually the optimal conditions for the roots or something.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

It would dry out pretty fast and need frequent watering, but the air permeability of the denim would keep the roots from binding, so it actually would probably result in a deeper root structure and better yields.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who's to say anyways. Might as well try it. You know, for science

[–] festnt 1 points 1 month ago

call me when there are mantis men. i'll bring my rifle and grenades

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I don't think fabric makes for a good outdoor planter. I can imaging it's rotting fast and all sorts of pests and unwanted will love this setup.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I dunno maybe being able to water the legs and not the whole thing is good for some reason

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Nah that doesn't really have anything to do with anything, when you water you just saturate all the soil at once anyway. Think about how plants get watered in nature: not that often but thoroughly

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Soiled their pants literally 🤓

[–] JohnWorks 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] festnt 3 points 1 month ago
[–] festnt 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago
[–] AlligatorBlizzard 5 points 1 month ago

That's neat, someone in my city freezes jeans for a similar effect.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Oddly disturbing

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

this is disturbing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Ever felt like you really wished you had a carrot with you?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I guess that answers the question from that meme?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I would plant carrots towards the bottom so I could pull it out of their asses later.

[–] Willy 1 points 1 month ago

if you had to choseone….