this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2024
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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

Who just wakes up in the morning and chooses violence like this?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Well, peanuts are legumes, so beans basically.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This could actually be good. Some baked beans recipes use cocoa powder. The flavors can work together.

[–] southsamurai 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

I use cocoa powder in my chili, and my baked beans.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh thank goodness, I was expecting it to be bees!

[–] shadowedcross 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh no, not the beans! Not the beans!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

If only I was this foul thing’s originator… it’s possible there’s some recipe out there, but most likely that it was never written down

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

We need a new beans in things.