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Yet if I shoot into the egnogg at the Christmas party, I'm a monster

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] gravitas_deficiency 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Can you burn a Luigi board?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Not with that alcohol level in my nog.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Great, now I have to find a way to work this into conversation.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

“Siri, make an all-day appointment on December 23…”

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"I hope this email finds you productively choking on smegnog."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Too formal.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (3 children)

single tear rolls down cheek I'm sorry, but i must do it..

smegnog

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

God damnit. That's beautiful

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Chunky soured milk, not yet cheese, but more cultured than regular eggcum, I mean cumnog.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (4 children)
[–] Dufurson 11 points 7 months ago

smegma ballz hehe

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

ask your mother

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

a foul substance of dubious origin

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Adding this to my drunken vocab

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

"Waiter! Shots of cum for everyone!!"
(Or did you mean the pregnog part?)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

" waiter shots of preg nogg for all!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

They keep plapping but still not preg nogg :3