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Yet if I shoot into the egnogg at the Christmas party, I'm a monster

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Great, now I have to find a way to work this into conversation.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

“Siri, make an all-day appointment on December 23…”

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"I hope this email finds you productively choking on smegnog."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago