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The greasy thumbprint by the tack sells this. Maybe it's a shadow, but it doesn't look right

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It might not be so bad, in the long run it encourages you get a more permanent break from that workplace.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I too appreciate when entities take the mask off

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let me go to the shitter and think about it.

[–] gravitas_deficiency 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime

Well look at you mr VP of sales

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Boss makes a thousand
I barely one
I keep my head low
I get my work done
But nothing improves
If we all play along
So I'm joining a union
Together, we're strong

[–] gravitas_deficiency 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

It's amazing how effects that were so convincing can become so obvious and dated.

[–] gravitas_deficiency 4 points 1 month ago

victorious pooper of sales

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

The greasy thumbprint

I think those 3 pixels are the tacks shadow. It's clear, so the needle would still cast a shadow

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Yeah but the greasy thumbprint is funnier

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Even "clear" things cast shadows. If you can see it, it's because some of the light is bouncing off and reaching your eyes, so at least that much light won't make it to the page

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Right. I guess I meant the needle would cast a shadow as well as the plastic

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think it's too big to be a shadow, but I'm not a detective

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

It might be multiple overlapping shadows. blobfox, blobfoxdetective

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Ah a shit carrot to distract from the shit stick. How about money? It's literally why we showed up.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

you have nothing to lose but your chains.

[–] Pika 10 points 1 month ago

jokes on you, people do that daily in the bathroom anyway

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Shut up wesley

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Pro tip: scanners and printers exist. Us them to your advantage :)