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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Art by Angelo

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Well yeah xenobiology IS a science after all

[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Took me a while to see the rope was coming from the ground.

Poor dude doesn't even know if they're carnivorous or not.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago

That's cause your eyes skipped the first panel and instantly jumped to panel 2.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

I don't believe that he cares

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Would be a mutual feast then

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Always hate when I'm just taking my child out of their cage for the weekly roped walk and this happens.

Are they fishing for flying saucers with the kid as bait?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

The aliens are fishing humans using humans as bait. It works as long as you make sure the human doesn't have a knife

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ET: the Extra Thiccrestrial

Close Encounters of the Thot Kind

800815: A Space Oddtitty

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I wanted to add Invasion of the Booby Snatchers, but then I realized that in this context the aliens aren't the ones doing the snatching.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You want Quantuum Syphilis? This is how you get Quantuum Syphilis.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Doesn't matter, had xenophile sex.

[–] LesDeuxBonsYeux 12 points 2 months ago

Why is he drawn like a child for such a comic

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Plot twist, the aliens' genitals have hooks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

You mean I can't pull out? Ever? More like plot bonus!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Guys get it the joke is sex! Isn't that funny?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

I think technically sex is part of the setup and leaving your family for sex is the punchline πŸ€“

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I bet the big one is a tsundere

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Haha, cynically deconstructing a joke and laughing sarcastically. Hilarious comment!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Understandable.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Especially the alien on the left

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago