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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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If it's meat, looks like Rocky Mountain Oysters. Thought of this fine community the instant I saw it. Your guess is as good as mine. OP stated, 'Good God !!! Please don’t tell me they’re some animal’s kidneys - that’s going too far , pizza explorers…… baaarf!!!!!'.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

Please remove from internet.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is how I imagine pizza would look like in a city run by Tolkien Orcs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Looks like meat's off the menu boys, but we've got this suspicious looking pizza

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

That's like if Timon and Pumbaa managed to make a pizza.

[–] smuuthbrane 11 points 3 months ago
[–] Iamsqueegee 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

🎶 foetus in the morning, foetus in the evening, foetus at supper time… 🎶

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Don't worry about them being kidneys, they look more like rocky mountain oysters to me

[–] zaph 6 points 3 months ago

"There's a parasite on that pizza. You should take a closer look"

[–] Noel_Skum 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That pizza looks like it would taste offal.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

That was a gutsy joke

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago