this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Did you just call Hydrox an Oreo knockoff

My dude, the better-entrenched brand is not always the original.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Well it's no wonder Oreo took over, who wants to eat cookies that sound like a cleaning detergent?

It's either that or your grandma's biscuits that help her poop.

P.S. Not trying to attack you, just always wondered why anyone would choose HYDROX(it sounds like a fucking poison, right? am i the only one? WHAT IS GOING ON??) AS THE NAME OF THEIR GOD DAMN COOKIE!!!!11!!!!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hydrox could be a detergent, medicine, plumbing brand, pet supplument, video game boss, maybe even a sports drink but NOT a freaking cookie.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

I lost it at "video game boss" but honestly you're spot on with all of these.

[–] PsychedSy 6 points 2 years ago

You've never grabbed a bottle of fabuloso to wet your whistle?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Yeh I fully agree. Horrible branding.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No I did not, it was just a comment on their superior flavor profile. Sorry if it came out wrong, English isn't my first language.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's a context thing, not a language thing. People will usually assume your title (hydrox) has something to do with the thing you posted (oreo knockoffs).

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Kokanee08 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Context is also not my first language

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Context is my first language!
People don't think it be like it Is, but it do.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

See also: sarcasm, nonverbal social clues and tennis.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

Gonad Vortex double filled Bust-os

Ohhhh yeah baby!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

berdly-actually Hydrox came first; Oreo was the knockoff.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

yup they're the og

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

My man here got whooshed. Pretty sure these are not real cookies.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You mean to say you've never enjoyed a Bust-O's by Gonad Vortex?!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Right? I mean what other chocolate sandwich cookie is "overflowing with nut"?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Do you like movies about gladiators? ... You ever chocolate dip a nutter butter?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean... Not if you're talking about cookies.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

The ol' Gonad Vortex. Only slightly less awful spaghettification than a black hole!!!

[–] pastermil 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

If it truly was, it might be at least a misdemeanor charge in some countries.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

It's edited Great Value cookies

[–] JohnDClay 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] Soylentcolaispeople 4 points 2 years ago

And hydrox are just a knock off of these

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

want some double filled bust-o's from my gonad vortex?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Bustin' makes me feel good.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I belly laughed at 'Gonad Vortex'

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I had an Oreo once and it was the second most disappointing thing I've ever eaten. Tasted like coal.

Bourbon creams are the real shit, and not even the cheapest manufacturer seems to be able to fuck them up.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

And I thought it's expired...