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[–] [email protected] 105 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Its fascinating to see that a chinese state controlled app has the power to potentially destabilize small economies. Also fuck influencers, they are a plague on this world.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You're making it sound like it's a bad thing people are being influenced to eat healthier. Not to mention, the title is kinda clickbait.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

SFG's marketing director said that as things stand farmers in Iceland are not managing to keep up with surging consumer demand, but said she hopes supply will be back to normal "in a week or so".

Wow, sounds serious.

Ms Sveinsdóttir from the SFG also expressed some scepticism, suggesting other factors were at play. Some cucumber farmers replace their cucumber plants at this time of year, which are not yet producing large amounts, she said.

In addition to this, schools are returning from the summer holidays, which puts additional pressure on supplies.

"Everything is happening at the same time," Ms Sveinsdóttir observed, but said the social media trend remained one of the main contributing factors.

"This is the first time we have experienced something like this," Ms Sveinsdóttir said, adding that had the TikTok trend become popular earlier in the summer, "when the [cucumber] production was in full blast" and the shortage would not have been noticeable.

Wow, the Chinese propaganda is so sophisticated! They must have known about all these factors in advance to be able to minorly inconvenience people who want a salad for a whole week. 🙄

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Three influencers downvoted you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

those fucking chinese-affiliated influencers and they're ability to make people eat cucumbers! what's next, destroying society by tricking the youth into having a little cream cheese on their toast?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

People buying cucumbers doesn't show any potential for destabilizing an economy.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Damn CCCP, how dare they make our people eat healthier!!!1!!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'd blame people who blindly follow influencers. If it's not influencers, they just follow the next stupid things. Ads they see on tv, nigerian princes, nft's, you name it.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 2 weeks ago

fuck influencers, they are a plague on this world.

Given linguists are wont to confirm that English (d)evolves based on what's popular, essentially vapid influencer famewhores are driving the evolution of English, and no one with a brain cell. So if you wanted to know why 'emails' is wrong as a noun, instead of a lesson on uncountable mass nouns we get "lol, 3 trafficks today, smash that 'like' button".

[–] PiJiNWiNg 42 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Man, BBC really scraping the bottom of the barrel for content here 😄

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In Denmark we call it "cucumber times", when the news have nothing to report on during summer. BBC seems to have taken that term very literally.

[–] PiJiNWiNg 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ha! Thats amazing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I heard a piece about it on NPR as well.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Probably from the BBC.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago

this is less of a too little cucumber and more of a too much tiktok problem

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Seems not so much a "tik-tok problem" but example of a 21st century fad.

Fads, crazes, etc. have come and gone. Something able become a nationwide fad overnight is a product of the internet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

not even a fad, just people going "hm you know what, those cucumbers look tasty, i'm gonna try that"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh no !It's summer ! People are eating cucumbers (with soy sauce) and (frozen) tomatoes! Something broke the supply chain !

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I am so surprised that [email protected] didn't have a NSFW comment

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's foodporn.

(Tbh, my NSFW account eventually became my main account)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

As someone who doesn’t use TikTok and was under the impression that it was a young person’s game, I did not expect the “trend” involving a notoriously phallic vegetable to be a recipe.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

The article seems to be saying that despite some blaming TikTok, local experts are saying it's not all because of TikTok.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

White, 29-year-old, recent divorcees are in shambles.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

And here I am with cucumber plants that have been going crazy and more than my wife and I can eat or preserve.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Ok, it's time to spill those recipes; whose got'em?!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The TikTok trend is roughly as follows:

  • smash a cucumber and cut in chunks
  • add salt, mix and put in the fridge for a while to remove some water from the cucumber
  • rince
  • make a sauce with soy sauce, sesame oil, garlic, fresh ginger
  • add some topping, like green onions, sesame seed, wakame seeweed, pepper flakes, cilantro, crushed peanuts or whatever you like
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

smash ? like, slap the wall with it ? I can't picture what this means (thanks for the recipe)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Maybe smash isn't the right word (I'm not a native English speaker).

You put the cucumber on a cutting board, lay a large knife flat on it and strike the flat of the blade with the underside of your fist.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe smash isn’t the right word (I’m not a native English speaker).

You had it right. Someone else forgot their ephemeral slang isn't the only way a word can be used.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

ah ok, makes sense

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

That's correct, but crush could maybe be an alternative.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

In Japan, we just smack them with something like a rolling pin, butt of a knife, etc.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Cut cucumber in thin slices and put in a bowl. Mix the following: 2 tablespoons of water 2 tablespoons of vinegar (preferably apple cider) 1 tablespoon of sugar 0.5 teaspoon of salt 0.25 teaspoon of pepper

Pour it over the cucumber slices and leave it alone for 10-15 minutes.