Facepalm

This fuckin' guy. He lives in Newport Beach and was made the CEO of Chipotle, which was headquartered in Denver. Since he didn't want to move to Denver, he laid off almost the entire corporate office and moved it to Newport Beach.

He justified all this by having a consulting company come in and do a study about where the best restaurant talent is in the US. Surprise, surprise. The best place for a corporate office just happened to be right where this assclown lived.

I guess what I'm saying is two things:

1. Fuck this clown.

2. Starbuck corporate employees are about to be surprised to learn that apparently Newport Beach has the best coffee talent in the country.

Life on earth isn't going to last much longer if we tolerate these types of people

Also don't forget that remote work bad!

CEO's are the pox upon this planet! They are only here to maximize profits in anyway possible wich usually means fucking over everyone they can

Just don't buy Starbucks and this MF will magically disappear. It's terrible anyway...

I realize as a mere pawn in the giant corporate chess game I have no right to ask this question.

But how in the ever loving fuck is this man providing that much value that he can justify this kind of action. There wasn't another candidate for the job that could do 90% of the same work, but was willing to live in the same zip code as their employees and save the cost and emissions of this commute? I guess this man will result in the most profit for shareholders. I can't even comprehend how someone can justify it, though.

I'd boycott them but I haven't had Starbucks in years.

It should honestly be a disqualifying demonstration of bad decision making.

You can either put in a lot of effort straight away (saving time and effort later), or delay the inevitable, pay quite a large sum in transport costs every day, and have to do infinite airport runs?...

Choosing the latter shows he shouldn't have the job.

That guy's private jet is gonna crash with him in it.

On the bright side, every time he flies there’s the risk he gets into in a plane crash.

Fuck this guy. The only thing I think of when I see his face is that god awful video he did about Chipotle's portion sizes.

Guillotine.

Fuck Nestle.

And since Starbucks is owned by Neste: Fuck Starbucks.

Stuff like this is why I hate these companies so much. Yeah mate I'll use a paper straw for your overpriced coffee to save the environment, you can continue to come to your office in a fucking plane everyday.

Can he commute via billionaire submarine instead?

The crazy thing is that when I try to put myself in their shoes, it would be hell to commute to an office by a plane, even if it had all the luxuries in the world, 5 days a week. That's like 5 hours wasted every weekday. If I had private jet money I'd just work from home or if that's not possible, buy a house a walking distance from the office.

Why do billionaire vampires like this like their private planes so much? Between those and yachts, there's a remarkable redundancy to these planet-burning assholes, a lack of imagination, even an evil imagination.

i'll be genuinely surprised if he lasts a year, especially with schultz standing over his shoulder

alright guys, lets not get into paper strawman arguments here

I went to starbucks and bought a large reusable plastic cup that I'll probably never use again... I helped save the planet!

Not that I would be surprised, but source? I don't get my news from images that anyone can throw together.

what dude cant pay for a fancy hotel or something? seriously?

What a bitch, fuck him with a traffic cone!

This guy looks so out of touch... Looks like the kind of guy that goes to a donut shop and when asked what he wants, he says, "uh, just whatever makes sense"

I used a paper straw once, it fucking melted in my drink because paper doesn't work well with liquids