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Over 2,300 pounds of meth found hidden in celery at Georgia farmers market (www.nbcnews.com)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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“It was hiding in the celery," said DEA Special Agent in Charge Robert Murphy. "Obviously, we threw away the celery. That didn’t make it to the store.”

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I thought my tuna salad had a kick to it

[–] the_crotch 3 points 3 months ago

Today on Tasting History we're making pervitin, the stimulant that fueled the third reich

[–] fernlike3923 2 points 3 months ago

What, 2200 pounds of meth!? I hope the ones behind it get caught soon!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Y'all got anymore of that celery?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

There's always money in the ~~banana~~ celery stand.

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