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Anon sets a trap (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I don't think that happened, unless the bedding was made of tarpaulin or clingfilm or something. But then you should assume that these stories haven't happened, so there.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago

I disagree. He said "I think [she smelled my fart]."

I absolutely believe that. I believe he thought that. I also believe he is stupid af.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Unless there is evidence to the contrary, one should generally assume these things are creative writing exercises.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Or he did more than just fart

[–] [email protected] 65 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Fake: anon shit the bed

Gay: it was after butt stuff

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How I made the day of someone below me miserable

[+] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

not under capitalism :<

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are they? I do consider scum like Trump, Musk, Putin and fascists like them below me. Although admittedly they hardly qualify as people.

[–] Jumuta 5 points 3 months ago

that's what we like to believe, but simply believing doesn't make it come true

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

There are 2 groups of people: everyone else and the racist who are below them.

Racists don't like it because they believe their skin colour or location of birth makes them better than others.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Have you worked service jobs before?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

You consider housekeepers to be beneath you?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If they would be working for me there is a clear hierarchy. Being shitty to them on top of that is just cruel.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

In this scenario you aren't their boss, you're just leaving farts in the bed to ferment and they happened to break the hermetic seal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

And they will have to deal with them or maybe lose their job.