this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

"best I can do is half the universe."

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago

"I'm sorry, little one...best I can do is $40."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

"I mean, it's gonna sit on the shelf for a while, and I gotta have some room to make a profit, so..."

*snaps fingers, all prices offered are cut in half*

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

mr grill thumb?

[–] Imgonnatrythis 2 points 3 months ago

You see this kind of gem is really pretty worthless by itself. Best I can do is $40, but if you bring me the whole set we can talk bigger numbers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

You got rid of his square jaw and chin.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

He looks kinda like him even with purple skin.

[–] blackstampede 1 points 3 months ago

Joe Rogan vibes