"best I can do is half the universe."
this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2024
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"I'm sorry, little one...best I can do is $40."
"I mean, it's gonna sit on the shelf for a while, and I gotta have some room to make a profit, so..."
*snaps fingers, all prices offered are cut in half*
mr grill thumb?
You see this kind of gem is really pretty worthless by itself. Best I can do is $40, but if you bring me the whole set we can talk bigger numbers.
You got rid of his square jaw and chin.
He looks kinda like him even with purple skin.
Joe Rogan vibes