I would consider myself an absolute failure of a father and try to understand how I could have raised a son so poorly.
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Perhaps demand a paternity test!
Educate them, in detail, on why Tate is an absolute tosspot and how to not be blindsided by such influencers in the future.
Learn the drag tuck, son.
I would first tell him that I think he's already better than that guy in many ways. Because I would always be there for my kids, I could explain the value of being a balanced, strong person while avoiding becoming a megalomaniacal chauvenist. The end.
I’d tell him he got his mother’s penis
Your half Australian, so you are already half way to being a criminal. The rest is up to you mate.
"You want to be a whiny loser?"
Get confused as to why I have a son in the first place. Then shove him into a meat grinder until all that's left is his finger (or maybe his eyeball). Then burn the remains so it can't get back up. I don't know what it is, but it's not human.
Based.
Is it just me or it really sounds real?
I'm so proud of you...