And Finally...

Problem solved! That was easy!

Kids are sad and they display it by wearing black clothing.

Instead of doing anything about the kids mental health; we ban them from showing they're sad?

Brilliance from texas as always.

“These kids are sad and I don’t want to see them be sad. Emphasis on the ‘see’, of course, because who actually gives a shit amirite?”

I also love the “and/or criminality” part. Like bro if that were the case maybe ban ill-fitting suits or boat shoes or something, fuck. What a bunch of dipshits.

Every day I manage to be surprised at how mind-bogglingly stupid conservatives are.

Well, surprised but also not surprised at all.

But surely even Texans aren’t stupid enough to believe this would actually work, are they?

Oh hang on, they believe in the power of prayer. Move along.

We are living in the dumbest timeline...and it keeps getting dumber.

You know what middle schoolers have in spades? The time and inclination to fuck with authority. I see a whole bunch of students at that school showing up with black shoes, black pants, black shirts ... and rainbow socks.

Banning frowns because they're a sign of unhappiness.

OOOOOO I see a new way to control people's bodies just dropped

Its so simple!

The students aren't the brain broken ones here.

Just because the people running the school have concerns about their own mental health, doesn’t mean the kids should suffer.

I was pretty sure that thumbnail was some sort of small gnome in a robe with a pointy hat before I zoomed in lol