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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Kid: I forgot.
Me: You need to work on remembering things a bit better.
Kid: Well somebody told me that as you get older you can't remember things as well.
Me: Not at 7 years old!
Kid: Well maybe you told me and you just don't remember.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Nice ha ha ha

[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks 11 points 4 months ago

We asked her if she was excited to go to the pool tomorrow.

"Yeah! I can't swallow gum."

She's never had a piece of gum in her life.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

My kid just added 'ugh' to their vocabulary, as teenagers do. It's amusing coming from an 8 year old.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

"I'm causing some music"

To be fair, it did not sound like the music wanted to be played.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Pancakes?? Yell when they're ready, and we'll run over like hares and devour them like lions!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

2 year old taking a big drink of milk. “Tastes like ahhhh”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

6yo in the shower: Mom, for some reason when I twist my nipples I fart.

Wife: that's wonderful dear.

6yo in the shower: now I can fart whenever I want.

[–] dream_weasel 2 points 4 months ago

"Daddy, can I have some bum worms?"